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Google is not a dictionary

And gets offended when it’s treated as such.

Let’s face it, google is such a mighty search engine. Can you imagine the spiders going around the world, the results gathered and indexed. And every time you make a search those data are confronted and pages of results are returned. Well, maybe you don’t, but here in the office, when we want to find the correct way to spell a word we just look it in google. Along side with its more probable variations.

Much was my surprise when looking for perturbed
google gave me as third fourth and fifth hit:


See results for: dictionary

Dictionary.com
Free online dictionary search, translator, word of the day, crossword puzzles
and word games, and vocabulary learning resources for many languages.
dictionary.reference.com/

Merriam-Webster Online
Merriam-Webster provides a free online dictionary, thesaurus, audio pronunciations,
Word of the Day, word games, and other English language resources.
www.m-w.com/

OneLook Dictionary Search
Type in a word and search many dictionaries at once. Also has a reverse dictionary.
www.onelook.com/


Which sounded pretty much like saying: I am not a bloody dictionary. I hope you do realise that you are using the most powerful engine in the world to find how to spell.

I am sorry, I won’t do it again ;) .

My reading list

Some of you know that I left ProtoLife. I hope in the future to keep on colaborating with the P.A.C.E. project, but for now that’s it. I want to go back to Germany, and finish my Ph.D. .
Somehow this seem to have a higher priority. Beside is getting clearer for me each day that I am hardly a ‘company’ type of person. I’d rather make research inside the university, or nowhere at all. While I was in Venice I met with the local group of Go players. Sandro, one of those made a big impression on me, being a person of great knowledge, whose only excuse was: “I don’t look at television, I read.”.

I decided that it made sense to read more… that it made sense to read ‘cum grano salis‘. With intelligence, choosing carefully what to read,

When I came back to Rome I decided that it made sense to read more. More than this, that it made sense to read ‘cum grano salis‘. With intelligence, choosing carefully what to read, and not reading any bullshit the latest friend suggested me. I remember telling a friend, “you know, I decided to stop just following my nose, on what books to read…”
His answer was quite funny: “If you don’t follow your nose, what do you follow? Other people’s nose”. And then he added: “This is actually a serious question, you might for example, find some people that you really don’t like, ask their suggestion, and then took off the book they suggest you from your reading list”. As you will see by the end of this entry, this ended up being very near the mark.

So I started asking around what where the books (or document) they felt where more important to understand the world we are living in

So I started asking around what where the books (or document) they felt where more important to understand the world we are living in. As an example I often gave where the acts of the Second Vatican Council (in particular Dignitatis Humanae). Since I am not catholic (nor even Christian), by suggesting something that was not traditionally seen as a classical text, I was implicitly suggesting: the documents that are behind the world we are living in, the documents that most people refer too, but few really read.

I did not receive many lists, but here and there someone would suggest a book or two, that I would dutifully add to my note. I then started keeping track of this list in a separate page on my blog. Since I did not publicize the page no one would read it. The list is nowhere ended, and I feel its inadeguateness knowing all the wonderful books that should be there, but I preferred to keep it small, and add new books slowly.

While I was keeping the list in the back burnere, and slowly going through some of those books, I found another list a much better one from which I am about to fatten my list. And the story of how I found it, and how it relates to my list is very funny, so let me tell it to you.

The list have it all, it’s the most complete list of texts I found that were really important to understand the world we are living in. Each of those book inspired millions of people.

A right winged newspaper: Human Events online, asked

a panel of 15 conservative scholars and public policy leaders to help us compile a list of the Ten Most Harmful Books of the 19th and 20th enturies.

They crossed the information between the various people and came to a list of 10 really dangerous books, and 21 ‘honorable mentions’. The list have it all, it’s the most complete list of texts I found that were really important to understand the world we are living in. Each of those book inspired millions of people. Just to understand where those people come from the book is important. Fundamental I would say. You have it all: Freud, Darwin, Gramsci, Marx, Engels, Mao, the Kinsey report (the Kinsey Report! That I wanted to read from so long). Dewey, that I have been told set the foundation for modern relativism thinking (so dear to our new pope). There is also Mein Kampf, which I am not sure if I’ll have the guts to read, but I probably should. And many others, Betty Friedan (don’t you want to understand Feminism? Read it, too), Keynes, Adorno… Is a wonderful list.

Interesting enough I was not the only one to see this as my next reading list. On the delicious page of the people who bookmarked the article the most common comment is “my next reading list”, ” A very interesting list of powerful books that have changed history.”, “some good reading”, “…some of these would make my required reading list…”, “…would make an excellent library booklist.” and so on.

Buy ‘The Kinsley report in the human male’, and help sustain the neocons battle.

One of the things that you should not fail to notice is that each book in the top ten most dangerous book is presented with a link. The link to Amazon. But is not just a normal link to Amazon. Amazon let you sign an agreement so that you can advertise some books from your website, and if people buy your book, they get a discount, and you get a percentage. So, yes you got it, each of those book is presented in that format. If you click on those links to go to Amazon, and you buy the book, the right winged journal will get a percentage. Will get a percentage out of you buying Mein Kampf, and The Communist Manifesto. “Buy ‘The Kinsley report in the human male’, and help sustain the neocons battle.”. Ah, the irony of all this.

no I don’t ask people I don’t like which books to read and cross them out. I ask them which books not to read, and add them to my reading list. Way more efficient!

So, to answer my friend, “no I don’t ask people I don’t like which books to read and cross them out. I ask them which books not to read, and add them to my reading list. Way more efficient!”

And if you read all this, and want to add something to my reading list, feel free to suggest:
“what books or document would you suggest to understand the world we are living in”. And tell us why, in what way was this book so unique that reading it is a must. Now the line is yours.

Funniest acknowledgment mail

Dear Dr. Pietro,

Thank you for sending us your review. Your contribution to Artificial
Life is greatly appreciated.

you’re a rockstar.

ciaociao,
signed mail

And I Patent War and Copyright the declaration of War

Wikisource is a repository of open source materials. Various texts are present, all totally open source. This resources repository is necessary, as the commons are getting daily smaller. Well, browsing among the present texts I spotted: The declaration of war on Germany dated 1917.

We keep the document in this repository to give to all the nations the possibility to wage war. Imagine if now someone were to declare a war… copying some of the concepts from this historical declaration on war, and the US were to require a percentage.

Too bad we didn’t patent war when we were in time.

ACA: Workshop on AC and its application

Funny, I am in the program commitee without anybody ever telling me. No problem, I am happy to be in the list and happy to help. But it did surprise me quite a bit.

So if you didn’t know about it:

Call for Papers:
WORKSHOP on Artificial Chemistry and Its Applications (ACA)
Submission deadline: May 27th 2005
Organized by
Hideaki SUZUKI [S] (ATR Network Informatics Laboratories, JAPAN)
Tim HUTTON (University College London, UK)
Jian-Qin LIU [S] (ATR Network Informatics Laboratories, JAPAN)

Part of ECAL 2005 – 8th European Conference on Artificial Life
Monday 5th to Friday 9th September 2005
University of Kent, Canterbury, Kent (UK)

Gollum answers to his medical check up

How was it:

Yoda: “When 900 years old you reach, look as good you will not, hmm?”
Star Wars

Which we could rephrase as:
Gollum
: “When 587 years old you reach, look as healthy you will not, my treasure.”
which should be Gollum Answer to his check up.

Gollum displays pervasive maladaptive behaviour that has been present since childhood with a persistent disease course. His odd interests and spiteful behaviour have led to difficulty in forming friendships and have caused distress to others. He fulfils seven of the nine criteria for schizoid personality disorder (ICD F60.1), and, if we must label Gollum’s problems, we believe that this is the most likely diagnosis.
British Journal of Medicine

Telling it

An old famous professor makes love with a young beautiful student (this was many years ago, when it was not a big deal, as it would be today). As they are getting dressed, after, the professor sais: “Don’t tell it around, we both would be flattered”

A mature experienced woman makes love with a young man. As they are getting dressed, after, the woman sais: “When you will tell it around… and you will tell it around, be nice.”

A young firey woman makes love with a young man, of approximately the same age. As they are getting dressed, after, the man asks: “Can I tell it?” “Sure, but exhagerate, because when I will come and visit you I want to be famous”

The last is from a cheap italian movie.

Please Ban Me!

I can’t believe how stupid I can be. I think I surpassed myself this time. I was playing with my new toy the blog setting, and I was trying to get it to append an rss of the category at the end of each category page. So I needed an image of the little rss red button. You know the one that appears like this: RSS. I remembered that del.icio.us had it, so I went forward to steal it lend it. But as I went and right clicked on the picture the menu did not list the option save picture as. Uh?
I went to check out the code, thnking: what the hell are they doing here?

I could not find and <img ...> at all. What I found instead was a link to
<a href="/PleaseBanMe//%username%"><span></span></a>

Ok, you already have understood what I did.

I wanted to try the link out… and I did not even logged out before. Well, now I can assure you, the link works, and I was banned for 30 minutes. I can imagine Joshua laughing at all the people who ban themselves.

Still thinking about the rss image? Well, it was not an image at all, but a carefully crafted text:
<span style="font-family: verdana, sans-serif;
font-size: 10px;
font-weight:bold;
text-decoration:none;
color: white;
background-color: #F60;
border:1px solid;
border-color: #FC9 #630 #330 #F96;
padding:0px 3px 0px 3px;
margin:0px;">RSS</span>

Pietro